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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via stability)

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

(Source: ifinnicks, via unescapable)

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via yourdemoniswithinme)

syktris:

Basement // Canada Square

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

(Source: stevesfriend, via hotboyproblems)

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