right-in-the-destiel:

so I was watching supernatural with the subtitles on and then..
You too, Booby
BOOBY
I’m so done.
ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 
rocktopussy:

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird
i can only walk
"Wait until
a year from now
where you say,
‘Holy fuck,
I can’t believe I was going to kill myself before I etcetera’d…
before I went skinny dipping in Tennessee,
made my own IPA,
tried out for a game show,
rode a camel drunk,
skydived alone,
learned to waltz with clumsy old people,
photographed electric jellyfish,
built a sailboat from trash,
taught someone how to read,
etc. etc. etc.’

The red washing
down the bathtub
can’t change the color of the sea
at all."
Derrick Brown, “Instead of Killing Yourself” (via
larmoyante)

(via ex-h-a-l-e-d)

princess-peachie:

honey-n-gold:

Archie watching old Simpsons with us and his bear as always

bunny bunny BUNNY HE’S SO BIG AND WATCHING TV HELP NOOOOO TOO CUTE

dramaqueenvevo:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

image

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(via unescapable)

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

(Source: selmezs, via fake-mermaid)

rcah:

where can i get this case?

adam-the-arsonist:

rick-owen:

I only need the three C’s in life:

• Cash

• Cock
• Clothes

Things you also need that start with C:

  • Christ

(via heydiddlehiddleston)

"Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours because they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that."
Azra Tabassum (via suspend)

(Source: amanda-oaks, via ggl0bal)

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