notgingerandalittlebitfoxy:

u-ok:

shorm:

infamousnfamous:

wait

WAIT

i just realized keyboards don’t have the cents (¢) sign oh my god how have i gone this many years never noticing that

so basically you’re saying that the standard keyboard layout makes no cents

dont

they should change that

(via blogforsouls)

Random Demon: Your threats mean nothing.
Sam: Oh really?
Dean: :pours holy water on the demon from flask:
Random Demon: AAAHHRGH
Sam: How 'bout now?
Random Demon: Bite me.
Sam: :sneers:
Sam: have it your way...
Sam: Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus-
Random Demon: AAAHHRGH
Dean: AAAHHRGH
Sam: Oh shit sorry Dean!
Sam: Oh my god
Sam: I'm so sorry
stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
deathbeforedigital:

Sing it Dolly
markingatlightspeed:

andrewquo:

marchqueen:

angryplum:

How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.

canadians are my favorite mythological creature

do americans not do this??

No we explode from our mothers in a spray of fireworks, at which point the doctor swaddles us in a flag and holds us up to the sun, where a bald eagle swoops down, snatches us up, and carries us to the peak of the most majestic, purplest mountain in the region, at which point we are gifted with our first pistols by our Guardian Eagle (pistols because you gotta start small, you know? babies aren’t good at holding rifles). We are then trained in the ways of Freedom until we push our first crate of tea into the ocean (or nearest large body of water). Then we are ready to be returned to our parents.
amazign:


djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

image

you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

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paperseverywhere:

untouchedteddy:

paperseverywhere:

what happens when you mistype ‘beautiful’ to ‘beautiflu’

A virus is born which causes the host to slowly mutate, becoming more and more attractive, until their body collapses under the strain of being so fucking hot and dies.

sign me up

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"He forced Hermione to show Snape her teeth - she was doing her best to hide them with her hands, though this was difficult as they had now grown past her collar. … Snape looked coldly at Hermione, then said, ‘I see no difference.’
Hermione let out a whimper, her eyes filled with tears, she turned on her heel and ran, ran all the way up the corridor and out of sight."
A little something for all “Snape was a nice dude who was just misunderstood” people to remember (via theresavoidinmypolaroid)

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